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assdownloader:

this is the face of a broken man

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bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

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esexist:

whenever pretty girls in my class sneeze i never say bless you because they already had thier share of blessings

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railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable

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yourtriptodisneyland:

Some of my favorite quotes from Disneyland rides!

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kobayashimarooned:

don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

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lasagna-delrey:

a b c d e f g h i j ayylmao p q r s t u v w x y z

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prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

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